OFFICE EXPERIMENT #001 // CRITICAL ERROR

带莫名其妙
的东西
来公司

WEIRD

Bring the Weirdest Item to the Office!

SYSTEM_CLOCK_REMAINING
24D11H05M
Submit My Item NOW
LOGISTICS_V2.0
Temporal_Sync
2026.03.23
Execution_Time
11:00 AM
Grid_Coordinates
模态跃迁K11 905
REWARD_PACKAGE
神秘礼品
100 RMB
DATA
PROTOCOLS

RULES

01

No Crimes

"We are weird, not criminals." Illegal or stolen items will be confiscated by the digital void.

02

Gross Limit

Biohazards are restricted. If it leaks, smells, or infects the server, keep it quarantined.

03

Ownership

The office is not a junkyard. Bring it, display it, take it back to your dimension.

Judge Portrait
THE SUPREME JUDGE
NK

"I decide the fate of your nonsense. Bring me something that defies logic."